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#1 User is offline   Shale 

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 7:47 PM

ClubSUB has recently been drowned in spam; they're nigh on a thousand spam bots waiting to get through the registration process, and others have flooded half of the main forum areas.

There is a simple reason for this - they see the forum is active. Active forums have people looking and clicking. People looking and clicking might just click on a malware link supplied by a spam bot.

They have reached a crisis, but I am confident it will be solved when the new software is installed. There will be salvation.




As for us: DOBC regularly gets hit, but guess what. Our software is awesome. Most of these are picked up, and only myself and the two admins see anything of them. They can never post.

However, if a spam bot does make it through our systems and does manage to start posting... DO NOT REPLY. Do not reply with a smarmy comment, do not reply calling them out as spam. Do not reply with a legitimate answer, do not reply asking mods to take action. Do not reply AT ALL. This is extremely important; as soon as they get notification that people are posting on the forum, they will return in force.

On that note, if I do see someone responding to a spam thread in full knowledge that it is a spam thread, I will be issuing a warning. Repeated behaviour will result in a stand-down period, ie: you will have a temporary ban.

I know no one has done this yet, and for that I thank you - you are awesome, my lovelies. But seeing how swamped the CS mod team is currently, I don't want that for DOBC...got far better things to do, like make awesome stickers and T-shirts for you all. So let's keep it as it is...respond to humans only! I'll come down like a big fat chick on anyone silly enough to let spammers know we're here and waiting for their viruses.

This is called a pre-emptive strike.





As you were :D
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<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
<Oscar_>: however, i know that my what article?
<Reubs> a nifty and a tube = sex
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#2 User is online   boostin 

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 8:36 PM

And for the record, I"M NOT A BOT!!! :P
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 9:13 PM

View Postboostin, on 18 June 2011 - 8:36 PM, said:

And for the record, I"M NOT A BOT!!! :P


On CS I've been reporting them to mods via the button in the thread. Is that okay?
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 9:21 PM

Pete, that's exactly what you should be doing :D That way the mods can ban/delete as fast as possible :) I wish more people would do it - I've seen you and Pelvin sending in heaps of reports, which is great.

There are some people which just post 'FARK OFF SPAMMER' in the thread instead. That would be bad. It alerts the spammer that their bot has found an active forum, which means more people to sell golf clubs and penis creams to. :srsly:
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<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
<Oscar_>: however, i know that my what article?
<Reubs> a nifty and a tube = sex
<Pelvin> matt, could you please sodomise me to death
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#5 User is offline   Reuben 

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 11:02 PM

Nothing wrong with golf clubs and penis cream!

Just saying...















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Posted 18 June 2011 - 11:07 PM

Hurr :troll: The bots are hitting up CS with Tramadol at the moment. Kinda prefer the golf clubs.

And my ePenis doesn't need enlarging creams. I'm a tripod!
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<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
<Oscar_>: however, i know that my what article?
<Reubs> a nifty and a tube = sex
<Pelvin> matt, could you please sodomise me to death
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 11:27 PM

What kind of golf clubs?.........

Need to update mine. And find a course without liquifaction damage :(
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#8 User is offline   Alfred 

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 8:45 AM

Im lost got no idea what i woul be looking for would they be posting under a guest account thingy or what woul they be called, just before me gets in trouble please :unsure:


I know, i dont know much about computers, thats why i use an Ipad, bit more troubl free :D
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 12:57 PM

lol some of them are very funny spam bots indeed. Making up nonsense stories that don't make sense examle:

"Do these creatures contend stories or personalities?

« on: Today at 03:43:44 am »
Tucked into a stone hedge is a bona fide sketch molded from fruits and lampy stojące
. Its confederation is a corncob; its sexuality is all-embracing, on the adequate of, as Ms. Fry shows, turning it virtually, it is not basically preggers, but a hermaphrodite. Forswear fruit, comparatively veggie, pansexual: the made-up possibilities are staggering, while other corncob creatures would purposes be the most plafony
dates."

there was a link in there to click if you were particularly stupid.
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Posted 20 June 2011 - 1:29 PM

I think I've just found my career.

Spambot.

Pull your handbrake just enough so the light comes on. That sends the ECU into full race mode.

{Backdoor}: my ass is sore
{chrisjunkie} my tip = as clean as I bought it
<chrisjunkie>: hi NameHere
<NameHere>: hi chrisjunkie
<chrisjunkie>: hows it going
<NameHere>: it's going great.
<NameHere>: i need to take a dump, and i fear standing up right now
*** NameHere is now known as Oscar_
<Pelvin>: cause u jizzed in your pants too much
<Pelvin>: time for me to shoot
<matdaymon>: woohoo, i have $13.20 and 20,000dong in my wallet! I feel rich!
<Oscar>: 20K DONGS
<Oscar>: a wallet of dicks
<Reubs>: How the fuck do you manage to store 20,000 in your wallet
<Reubs>: is it like the tardis of dildo storage?
<Pelvin>: just got to be quick
<Pelvin>: she isnt too pleased with that though
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 2:07 PM

View Postboostin, on 18 June 2011 - 8:36 PM, said:

And for the record, I"M NOT A BOT!!! :P

I see you didnt mention SPAM though :)
Owns REAL old school Subarus :)
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#12 User is online   boostin 

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 2:10 PM

View PostDRFVDR, on 12 July 2011 - 2:07 PM, said:

View Postboostin, on 18 June 2011 - 8:36 PM, said:

And for the record, I"M NOT A BOT!!! :P

I see you didnt mention SPAM though :)


Lol, sshhhhhhh!
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